Jon Corzine – A Real MFer

A Real MFer


Let’s cut to the chase. Jon Corzine is a punk ass Bankster who deserves life in prison for his crimes against the Republic. In all actuality he probably deserves the electric chair, but I guess I’ll settle for life in the pen.

This is not a statement of a radical fanatic, nor is it a gimmick to ‘spice up’ the introduction of this article. It’s just a true observation based upon the facts available at the time of this writing. I believe that every Citizen – even one of our Bankster Overlords – must abide by the same laws as every other Citizen and, if accused of breaking said laws, must be brought up on charges should the evidence suggest that the allegations are legitimate. Hopefully you agree with this philosophy; I know it’s a bit over the top and isn’t very trendy, but it makes sense to me. Maybe I’m a Conspiracy Theorist.


Only if it’s Federal ‘Pound Me In The Ass’ Prison. Otherwise, give him the chair


Over the next several paragraphs I will review Don Corzine’s storied career. At the end of this article you should be able to decide for yourself whether or not he deserves to be tried for a myriad of felonies – including High Treason.

First and foremost: Who is Jon Corzine? As I mentioned in one of my latest articles, The Life and Times of Mittens Romney, Wikipedia does a great job of giving basic information about a person. You don’t need me to spend 400 words telling you that he married his high school sweetheart and was quarterback of the football team. I’ll leave the mundane details to the Great Wiki and your own personal research on the subject. For my purposes you will need to know just two details about Lord Corzine:

  • He was a career man at Goldman Sachs, one of the six MegaBanks running the Banksters’ operations that span the world. Lord Corzine began his stint with Goldman on the trading floor and worked his way to the top of they pyramid. Well, he didn’t make it all the way to the top, he shared the chief executive position with Henry “Hank” Paulson. You may recognize Lord Paulson as the frighteningly handsome gentleman at the far right of my website’s header image. This particular Bankster became the Treasury Secretary under Bush Jr., running roughshod over the US Constitution during the Financial Crisis of 2008. But I digress. In 1999, Lord Paulson bested Lord Corzine in a power struggle for the ages and Corzine was ousted from the firm – don’t feel bad for poor little Jonny, though – he made more than $400 million when Goldman went public later that year.
  • After being forced out of Goldman, Corzine used his vast treasure to finance successful election bids for the positions of Senator (2001-2006) and Governor (2006-2010) of the straight-laced State of New Jersey. Losing a re-elction bid to current Governor Chris Christie in 2010, Corzine was appointed CEO of a financial futures brokerage firm called MF Global. He was subsequently tapped as a top economic advisor to the Obama Administration and worked with the likes of Warren Buffet and the chief executive of General Electric, amongst others. Poised to follow in the footsteps of his arch-nemesis Lord Paulson, Corzine was soon considered by many to be the de facto successor to Timmy Geithtner at the Treasury Department.

Nothing too crazy here, certainly not enough to justify my allegations of High Treason against the United States of America, which is punishable by The Chair. If one were to evaluate Mr. Corzine based on these two bullet points alone it might be reasonable to conclude that Jonny was a smart, hard-working young boy who grew up to be a true leader. An example worth following, to be sure.

Until I mention the fact that he stole hundreds of millions of dollars from customers’ segregated accounts. And then lied about it during testimony to Congress. And he still hasn’t been arrested because he’s Bankster scum and ‘above the law’. These are only the crimes we know about, of course.



The methods by which this money was stolen are complicated, convoluted and shrouded in red tape and mystery. The full story will come out someday but even now there is enough evidence to indict Jonny on the spot. The only question is if someone in power has the balls to challenge Lord Corzine and his Bankster pals. I guess we’ll see over the coming months. Unless I’m just a hate spewing Conspiracy Theorist and this is all made up in my mind. Here’s the story, you decide.

One day Lord Corzine had a great idea: Place 40 to 1 bets on a recovery in southern Europe’s bond markets by leveraging everything MF Global had on hand. You have a pretty good idea of how that bet turned out if you’ve heard anything about Greece in the news recently. Perhaps Corzine was fed some misinformation about his fellow Banksters’ short-term plans in Europe. He certainly knew about their long-term plans (which I detail here), but I have a feeling he tried to time the market based on some toxic inside information. Whatever the reason, we know he broke the cardinal rule of investing when he put all of his eggs in one basket.

The bets he made are structured in such a way that Corzine could ‘let it ride’ should things become a bit dicey; all Corzine would need to do is front more collateral to his broker and additional time would be put on the clock in the hopes of a last second comeback. Since all of MF Global’s assets were tied up in the trade, where did this ‘additional collateral’ come from? You guessed it – the private accounts of regular people, many of whom were farmers and ranchers trying to hedge against volatility in the commodities market. Poor Rancher Bob – he thought he could play it safe and lock in a guaranteed selling price for his frozen pork bellies through a simple financial contract – if only he knew that a real MFer was about to ruin him.




If I break into Rancher Bob’s homestead and steal a horse, I’m going to go to jail. Furthermore, if he catches me in the act, Rancher Bob has the right to defend his property through the use of force – lethal force under certain circumstances. What can our middle-class hero Rancher Bob do to defend himself against theft by a Bankster snake like Corzine? Well, the Rancher Bobs of the world are lining up to sue the shit out of Corzine, but I think I have an idea how that’s going to turn out. Corzine isn’t just a mediocre Bankster-minion, he’s one of the Captains. I think he has a few strings he can pull. There’s not even a definite amount of money considered ‘lost’; if they don’t even know know how much money is missing from customer accounts in the first place, how are they going to know where it went? The answer is that they know both of these facts but are keeping a lid on it. Banksters have a lot of strings to pull.

This shit pisses me off. The IRS tracks every deposit or withdrawal over $10,000 yet you are trying to tell me that ‘no one can find the money’ even though the amount missing is worth hundreds of millions of dollars? PATHETIC! Word on the street is that a substantial amount of the missing funds were transferred to JP Morgan Chase in London days before MF Global’s collapse in the Fall of 2011. You better pay papa Morgan – if you don’t, you are D.E.A.D. The Banksters are the true mobsters. The sad part is that this Corzine deal is but a small example of the pillaging being committed across the globe on a daily basis. I have a ton of examples on my website and the bad news is that the heist that’s currently in the works will make Lord Corzine’s work look humanitarian. The Banksters are literally raping your financial future as you read this. I have a Bachelor’s in Economics, a Master’s in Finance, and live three miles from the District of Criminals. My job title is literally ‘Risk Analyst’. It might be worth hearing me out. Maybe not, I guess I could just be a Conspiracy Theorist. In fact, perhaps Lord Corzine, Lord Madoff, Lord Paulson, and the rest of the Banksters are all great men!

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Let’s Take A Holiday!

Friday July 20th, 2012, 2:37 AM
20 Constitution Avenue Northwest,  Washington, D.C.
Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System
The Office of the Chairman

“Mr. Chairman? The markets have opened in Europe.”

“And?” came a voice from a corner of the dimly lit room.

“They’re not buying it. Rather, they’re not buying bonds.”

Slowly a figure emerged from the shadows. “Dammit, I was hoping this could wait until after the weekend. I have a ball to attend Saturday night!”

“Sir, I know how much the Bankster Ball means to you, but this needs to be done today. London’s already off 17%…Frankfurt has stopped trading…the Chinese…”

Silence!” bellowed the Chairman. “We knew this day would come; a bit earlier than we had thought, sure, but that’s what makes economics fun. It keeps you on your toes. You know, the whole ‘human element’ thing.”

“I agree Ben, I also think…”

Silence! How dare you call me Ben. You may call me Mr. Bernanke. Or Lucifer. But not Ben”.

“Of course, Mr. Lucifer Bernanke.”

“Good. Now, go home and get a few hours of rest. You have a very important speech today. You know the one, right Barrack?”.

“Of course! Every day I practice reading it off my favorite teleprompter! I have the head nods down perfect, honest!”

The Chairman of the private Federal Reserve System stroked his finely groomed beard, candlelight reflecting off his bald head.

“Mr. President…let’s take a holiday!”

Friday July 20th, 2012, 9:22 AM
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.
The White House

“…crisis in Europe. Facing this direct threat to our financial system, my Administration has no choice but to call for a moratorium on all financial transactions – effective immediately. Trust me when I tell you that the best and brightest of America have been working day and night to insulate your hard-earned cash from any fallout related to the Euro’s collapse. While we must help our cousins in Europe we must also – first and foremost – guarantee the future of our children, and our children’s children.”


***Nod Head, Determined***


“This will prove to be a pivotal moment in this history of the United States of America. I am confident that the American people will emerge from this challenge stronger than ever.”


***Nod Head, Confidently***


“Thank you, and God Bless America.”


Wednesday July 25th, 2012, 3:07 PM
1900 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.
Headquarters of the International Monetary Fund
Press Room


“…the North American Dollar. This ‘new’ Dollar will be issued by the Triumvirate; the new central bank created by Monday’s merger of the International Monetary Fund, World Bank, and Federal Reserve. This new currency will provide the strength and security America needs to weather the economic maelstrom threatening our ways of peace and prosperity.”


***Nod Head, Relieved***


“With the implementation of this new currency I am happy to announce that the moratorium on financial transactions will be lifted tomorrow morning at 9:30 AM Eastern. America will be open for business once more!”


*** Smile***


***Pause 3 seconds***


***Nod Head, Somberly***


“Unfortunately, this solution to the Crisis of 2012 does not come without costs. The global financial collapse, coupled with our humanitarian efforts in the Middle East and the looming conflicts with China and Russia, require vast amounts of resources.”


***Look knowingly into the camera***


“Everyone has to sacrifice in a time of crisis. It’s the American way.”




“As such, a Freedom Surcharge of 32% will be assessed on all conversions of US Dollars to North American Dollars. Furthermore, effective Monday at midnight, the North American Dollar will officially replace the US Dollar as the legal form of tender in the United States. Use of the former currency as a means of trade will be strictly prohibited. You can certainly keep them as collector’s items…”




“…but the old greenback will join silver and gold as counterfeit money come July 30th. It has served this nation well and will always be fondly remembered. My team has assured me that this transition will be seamless. If you have an electronic bank account you won’t have to do anything to enjoy the security of our new Dollar – your funds have already been converted. If you keep your life savings under your bed, just bring it on in this weekend and we’ll convert it for you right on the spot. No forms to fill out, no documents to file, and no more risk of an economic catastrophe…”

I would love to write fiction someday but, alas, time is short, and I have a lot of shit to dish on the Banksters. Plus, reality is more messed up than fiction anyway. So let’s begin. I know you probably have a lot of questions:

  • Why is the headquarters of the private Federal Reserve System located on Constitution Avenue?
  • What is a ‘moratorium on financial transactions’?
  • Why is Bernanke‘s middle name Lucifer?
  • And many more!

While I’d like to answer all of your questions I realize that the average person’s attention span is quite short these days, my own included. If you’ve read this far you’re probably getting a bit antsy to do something else. This makes sense – it’s 2012, and there’s a lot of cool shit to do in modern society. But what would happen if modern society ‘took a holiday’ for a few hours, a few days, or a few weeks? There wouldn’t be much cool shit to do anymore, I’ll tell you that.

I’ll get started with the basics. A moratorium on financial transactions, also known as a bank holiday, is exactly what you probably think it is. Simply put, no one is getting paid, and no one is getting their money out of the bank. Your credit cards will be worth the plastic they’re made of…but it won’t even matter because your local supermarket won’t be able to accept payment anyway. Yes, perhaps you will have some cash on hand, and if you’re lucky your grocer will continue to sell you food, but you can be sure that there will be a run on the store and it will shortly be cleaned out by those who also had cash stuck under their mattress. Or looters. This is the part where the average person’s Plan B breaks down.

The problem is that your local supermarket operates entirely through lines of credit and purchasing agreements – an efficient setup in times of prosperity, but an Achilles’ Heel during a bank holiday. With only cash and ad hoc IOUs, how is your local grocer to pay the dairy vendor? The meat vendor? How about the guys who bring in the fresh vegetables, the cereal, or the water? People may come together at the dawn of such a financial crisis, but as uncertainty abounds and time drags on a sense of panic will spread amongst the population. Once the violence begins you will be hard pressed to find a neighbor who will sell you a pack of ramen. Good luck finding an open store with food for your two-year old. Not exactly a great holiday at the seashore.


Cleanup on aisle…1…2…3…4…


So why would our government call for a bank holiday? Well, Mr. Obama summarized it pretty well when he was in Lucifer Bernanke‘s office: “They’re not buying bonds”. If investors are too scared to buy bonds – the lifeblood of the financial system – everything comes grinding to a halt. And by everything grinding to a halt, I mean everything melts down. My hypothetical scenario refers to a collapse of the European banking industry and the Euro itself. Such a widespread and sudden shock to the bond markets would put the world’s financial system into a death spiral. The only way to prevent the contagion from infecting the markets is to unplug the New York Stock Exchange.

Why would the Banksters destroy the very financial system that gives them power? The true answer to this question lies with the fact that the Banksters do not use the financial system to gain power; instead, they have created the financial system to project power. This will soon make more sense once I publish the third and final installment of my “Who Are The Banksters? series of articles, but for now know that the true Banksters never made their money through the financial system as it exists today.

Besides, the Banksters aren’t exactly destroying the financial system when they call for a bank holiday. Think of it more as a remodeling of a kitchen or the building of an addition to a home; unfortunately for humanity, the Banksters’ blueprints call for an underground dungeon where fiat debt slaves are to be kept.

People will be shitting their pants should an extended bank holiday take place. Within just a few days there would be massive civil unrest and the subsequent declaration of martial law. This is one goal of the Banksters. Soon I will write an article exposing the police state that is being erected in the United States; for now know that the military has been training with police to combat civil unrest and food riots for more than a decade, and the Banksters would love to use this force to ‘suspend the Constitution’ for a little while as they cut back-room deals. With military on the streets and people desperate for a solution there will be a massive outcry for someone to just FIX THIS SHIT!!!

The Banksters will be quite happy to fix the situation for you. If you pay them a 32% Freedom Surcharge.

The ‘Freedom Surcharge’ doesn’t necessarily have to manifest itself through the conversion of US Dollars to the fictitious North American Dollars; only imagination limits the ways in which the Banksters could fleece you and your family. When it looks like your two-year old has a good chance of going hungry or being hurt by a looter, a 32% Freedom Surcharge sounds like a pretty good fucking deal.


A Horse! A Horse! My Kingdom for a Horse!


Finally, just like a Freedom Surcharge can take many different forms, it’s important to realize that the type(s) of event(s) causing the need for a bank holiday are limitless. ‘Terrorist’ attacks, a major war, the release of a super computer virus, the release of a super human virus…go watch some sci-fi movies and let the scenarios unfold. No matter what happens, though, remember – it’s probably the Banksters’ fault. Are you going to trust their Solution?

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